Todd, shame on thee...how easy it is for you to blame the woman in hot white pants...shame shame shame...it is this kind of verbal abuse, none taken literally, that has forced woman to ski in larger bubbles than men.
And Perry, you sinful reprehensible legal advisor...sure there's always another woman. Admit it, you were wearing woman's attire, something with a little check and pink print in it that threw Jim off his guard. However you do get points for your quick wit of your closing remarks. Obviously your smart dressing as well as your verbal prowess is what confused him.
Lynn as gracious as you always have been, never to cast a stone unless well aimed, (please post pictures of you in you hot white pants so this court can record for "posterity" the significance of this case)
this court hereby does absolve Jim of all wrong doing on this basis and this basis only...
As Jim solemnly attested his bubble was attached to Lynn's bubble and we so know double bubbles are so hard to achieve...it is the envy of every bubble maker. Therefore, barring an further personal and emotional damage to each other, this court so orders that you both increase the size of your bubbles while attached and announce that your two bubbles will be adjoined prior to any run you are about to begin. Then and only then shall all bubble intrusion liability be waived and duly noted to all those in ear shot.
The Bubble Master has spoken?
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