realskiers

Well, I take it from your questions that you have never been to Canada.  So I will try to answer them for you.

Cars -- mostly we use dog sleds, so if you're a tourist, remember to bring little treats for the huskies, which will endear you to them.  A nice fat Wall Street banker will make them very happy.  Lynn could probably bag one for you, as she lives close by. 

Traffic signs -- see above.  No need to worry.  The dogs will know what they mean.

Banos -- toillettes exterieures, meaning outhouse, as we have no indoor plumbing.

Cell phones? Is that like a telegraph-type communication device?

Pepsi with ice -- not likely.  Refrigeration is rare.  If you have to ask, try "avec glace".

Any other questions? Just let me know....