realskiers

Thanks Max
Good info.

Now all I have to do is tutor Jim about tipping.
In Kansas that means pulling a cow onto its side.

L.

Ohhh, you Big City folk.
Cows don't come with handholds so there isn't anything to pull on.  The back of a cow is too broad to get a grip.
Yeah, we call it cow tipping to sound sophisticated, but you PUSH the cow onto its' side. 
If you pull, the cow falls on you. 
And I imagine that getting 1500 pounds of sleeping cow off of you would then be a real ****.

And go ahead, tell them the story about me deciding to pee on an Electric Fence.   

NOTE:  This was all back in the "good old days" when I was 14 yrs old and got 2 cents a bale for picking up baled hay from the field and stacking it in the barn.  A good (hard) day for a crew of three was a thousand bales, i.e. $20 each.  The copperhead snakes that sometimes got caught in the bales were just a bonus.