Message #20085

[ToddW]

You're going the wrong way, Jim.  You need longer skis so you can go faster!  Have I mentioned that I have a line on a pair of 191cm GS skis for you?  They're made of unobtanium, and Kamden pre-trained them for you.. 

Jim, careful here.  They're pre-trained to be skied with one no-such-flex-exists Raptor boot and one hunting boot.  Combined with the spaceman helmet, that footwear selection could make you an enticing target for the knuckledragger crowd. 

Once Midwif sends me her quiver of sub-170's and her nonrefundable $100 deposit, I'll be glad to discuss some quality skis with you.  (She has carefully trained them to be skied in tandem with two ski boots at all times.)