You're going the wrong way, Jim. You need longer skis so you can go faster! Have I mentioned that I have a line on a pair of 191cm GS skis for you? They're made of unobtanium, and Kamden pre-trained them for you.. 
If Kam pre-trained them, does that mean that I get just one ski? Or do I get a pair that I can only ski one of the skis at a time?
Jim, careful here. They're pre-trained to be skied with one no-such-flex-exists Raptor boot and one hunting boot. Combined with the spaceman helmet, that footwear selection could make you an enticing target for the knuckledragger crowd.
The knucledraggers would have to catch me first. But the look would fit right in with the knuckledragger crowd. The space shot helmet does get a lot of thumbs up from snowboarders.
I get the "you must be crazy" look from most skiers when they realize I am in Dobie 150's. Now if I can find a pair of red/green suspenders I may be able to get my fellow PMTS'ers worried about me.
