realskiers

That serves me right for answering in a hurry and with a lousy iPhone keyboard (pita for touch typists...and always battling the fubar spelling correction.)

But since you asked about my desired skiing final form, here goes.

Jay aims to one day ski inside Harald's left turns and outside his right turns before pushing him down as he speeds past Harald.  H says this would be a good thing because it would mean that J is the best skier in the world.  Well, I'm gonna be inside J's left turns and outside his right turns when he does that.  And I'm going to laugh as J goes down.  On that day, I'll be satisfied with my skiing.  (in my defense, this airport food may be affecting my judgment a wee.)

I have the New Testament (acbes II) with me and will be absorbing its emanations all week.  So you may need to avert your eyes on Saturday to avoid being blinded by my skiing brilliance.