I guess I would look like a big beaver riding a Monster...
Ron, seriously, ......I'm not sure anyone could pull that off!
But ok...what the heck,.....you buy it, Ill wear it....get it big enough so we all could take turns too!
I think this belongs under the classification of non-essential and (foolish) ski gear.
It's been said "Ron is a trendsetter"...who am I to question the master of orange, white, black, brown,yellow, and grey!