Author Topic: Midwifs' Metrosexual Skier Thread (aka How Are You Feeling)?  (Read 552 times)

Gary

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What's Jim saying about "pasties"?

Look gang...orange is my color and you can't have it. Well a smidgin is Ok but that's it.

As far as this site being about for the Midwifs of the RS world....

Here's is what the stronger, smarter and better looking of the humanoid world should know:

1) always wear a sports bra
2) on a cold night sleigh ride up to a restauant, sit beteen Ron and Gary or 2 other Italians cause they give off lots of heat.
3) if you don't ski fast....look really hot
4) pretend you need help putting on your boots and see how many guys trip over each other to help you
5) never ever go into the hot tub with the RS group if they've been drinking...well unless you've been drinkng too.
6) if you cook great don't tell Ron cause the competitve juices will flow.
7) if you cook great, tell everyone but Ron and set the table for 7
8) and finally, join us at Real Skiers II, Steamboat...we need the femine personality to keep the group calm and rational.

I almost got teary eyed guys....
Hugs all around,
Gary