Message #2864

[midwif]

Okay, I need to be completely honest. Last year, one of the guys mentioned that my blue Spyder jacket and black Bogner pants were indistinguishable from many Blue/Black combos on the mountain. This, of course, made me feel the need to find something 'diffierent', so I would stand out on the snow from all the other skiers.

I had been eyeing a brown and pale green orage jacket with longing. Loved all it's bells and whislte, but the $500 price tag was intimidating for something I did not need. When they same jacket, in the colors above,  appeared on sale at 50% off the last day at Loveland, I could not resist.

White pants? I am the sort to sit on a chair lift with the oil leak and have a brown spot on my derriere. Not very elegant. It would appear I missed the first S of S, S and Shave. And remember, I only wax!