Message #6384

[midwif]

Yes Jim, there are options for Gary
1. Big Boy pants are available for 'larger' Boys, but I am sure that Alice has tried this strategy.
2. The "reverse CamelBak system" is known as a urinary catheter. I have experience with these. They are painful to insert. Again, since Gary's wife is a medical professional, I am sure this has been considered and relegated to "an older age".  Alice MUST have another way of keeping the bed dry!
(Hmm, maybe a porcelain potty by the bedside with skis painted on the inside??)
3. Depends: leave an unmistakeable whiff of acrid, aging urine. Socializing then becomes minimized.

*** We might have to insist on option#2, the catheter. Tubing taped to the inside of the thigh and the bag on the leg. To be emptied at appropriate mountain "pee breaks" .  Supervised by Ron, of course. Ron clearly needs to protect his new yearly acquistions!