realskiers

Hey Gary....the chaps serve double duty:? protection from tree branches, and protection from spur wounds.? Maybe you should get a pair? For the trees, anyway.... ? While you're at it, get yerself a pair O' Mythics, pardner -- they gots lots of orange on them thar topsheets.

And Ms. Lynn, dahlin',? ? why thank you kindly for your concern, Ma'am.? But my back ain't broke.? A little bit bent and twisted, fer sure, but not broke.? Nope.? No way.? Don't know nuthin' 'bout no Brokeback Mountain place, neither.? Can cowboys ski there?? Hope they got a good saloon there, that don't put no water in their whiskey.