They had me sit on this gel pad thing, then measured the distance between the indentations created by my 
? bones (yes, the underlying bones, not the fat padded parts that I THOUGHT I sat on) and recommended a seat of appropriate width.
Gosh, Jim, you are in a very confessional, bare-your-chest-to-the-world kind of mood this weekend, aren't you? Pantyhose....exhibi
tionism at your front door whilst wearing same....your posterior acreage being surveyed.....? This all has a kind of Oprah-like quality to it that is strangely intriguing.?
As for the hose, I agree with Lynn and Terryl -- definitely a depilatory treatment.? Nothing more unsightly than those stiff leg hairs poking through a sheer stocking.? A good hot wax should do the trick, esp. one removed with vigour and glee by an enthusiastic assistant.? Any volunteers?? ?
? Come on Jim! Just grit your teeth and take it like a man.?
? ?The gals do this all the time.? And if you can't find a good DIY kit for home use, one of us would be happy to lend you a waxing iron and a bar of Toko.? ?
Failing that, perhaps a thicker denier fabric would hold 'em in.? Supp hose? Just tell your neighbours, when they see you at the front door, that they're Shakespearean tights and you're working on your Othello.? ?
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