realskiers

Well, I'm glad that y'all have had so much fun at my expense.  And "Thank You Todd" for the disgusting mental image of anyone watching me (open door or otherwise) as I "practice my balance".

Now, to clarify the story a bit.  The "panty hose" that I was talking about are not sheer (thank you Svend) and only come down to just above the knee.  I call them panty hose because of the tight fit from the hips to the waist and I assume that this must be how uncomfortable panty hose are to women; others would call them compression pants (used when playing racquetball or other sports) or bicycling pants (pretty much the same thing as the compression pants but with a chamois diaper inside).        so there.

  Well, I guess I should admit that I hoped that using the term "panty hose" would stir the creative juices of the real skiers and provide a bit of entertainment -- which it certainly did for me.   
But no, Svend, no way in hades am I going to "take it like a woman" and get waxed.