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Gary

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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2008, 01:42:04 pm »
Yeah....dead bolted from the outsdie.....      >:D

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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2008, 03:13:18 pm »
ROTFLMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Leaving Ron's skis open to "moisture events"! >:D >:D >:D
 
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2008, 07:21:15 am »
NEW POLICY: effective immediately, all of Ron's skis and gear will be locked in my room when not in use..... I now understand why some here have had delam issues and they all seem to be tracked back to Cassara ;D
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2008, 08:45:48 am »
aw dude....the wicked untruths that flow from your faucets.....Ron...y ou know that only YOUR topskins are delaminating and my offer to trade my Watea 84's is the only sympathy you'll be getting from this skirod!

So, stop you whinning ya little girl  ::)....and put your big boy pants on and give em up  >:D.... or ....polish the heck out of them.....use of a buffer optional!   ;D

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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2008, 09:53:01 am »
Quote from: Gary on May 13, 2008, 08:45:48 am
Ron...you know that only YOUR topskins are delaminating

Gary, is it possible that this is a side effect of the groin pull???? ? ;D ;D >:D
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2008, 10:42:55 am »
HMMM, I belive that mr. cassara is the only one here with dlam issues

maybe this all relates to the fact that gary was raised by wolves and has to stake his claim on his territory, it's all making sense now..... I have seen him scratch at the door to go out and howl at the moon...... >:D
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2008, 12:58:43 pm »
Ok...I admit I do howl at the moon and scratch to go out and certainly protect my territory with any tools available to me....but delaminate....not a chance...no way. It's just undignified and unholy!

The only side effect I've seen from his groin pull is he goes out and buys NEW ski gear.....they're some how connected Jim. So beware, injured skiers are more vulnerable.

So whatever you do....don't pull your groin and if you do, we'd be happy to hold on to your credit cards and spend only half of what you might have.

Best,
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2008, 01:44:48 pm »
Talk about thread drift!! :D :D ;) :D

Hope Mrs. V doesn't mind the change from digesting the best easy-go ski for her,
 to which kind of body fluid best delaminates top skins! ::)
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2008, 02:46:20 pm »
Mrs. V is not amused...not amused, I tell you.  ;) ;) ;)   Any attempt at this point to bring this thread back on track would be utterly hopeless.  A shameful degradation of a perfectly decent, serious dialogue.  The moral character of the members of this forum is very much in doubt.  Harummph!

All Mrs. V has to say to the forum at this point, is that she is relieved there is significant distance between her home hill and anyone here, as she would fear for the safety of her top sheets should Mr. Cassara be lurking behind the trees.  Just in case, she may pack a small CO2 spray pack to freeze the offending liquid in mid-stream...and if she happens, by some terrible misfortune and poor judgment, to aim too high, then so be it.  No remorse will be felt. >:D
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2008, 05:00:37 pm »
OOOHH, I think I will like Mrs. V!! ;D
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2008, 08:59:29 am »
Hey..no freezing of my mid-stream....no just not right.

I'm forwever will be dressed in winter camo!

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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2008, 09:38:35 am »
Quote from: Gary on May 13, 2008, 12:58:43 pm
Ok...I admit I do howl at the moon and scratch to go out and certainly protect my territory with any tools available to me....but delaminate....not a chance...no way. It's just undignified and unholy!

The only side effect I've seen from his groin pull is he goes out and buys my ski gear.....they're some how connected Jim. So beware, injured skiers are more vulnerable.
So whatever you do....don't pull your groin and if you do, we'd be happy to hold on to your credit cards and spend only half of what you might have.

Best,
Gary

huh? what ?  typo I assume? You aren't speaking of MY 94's that you keep trying to buy are you????? ;D ;D ;D >:D not!
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2008, 12:08:00 pm »
Yes...I was howling and mis-typed...

But you know it's true....now go buy something....cause something somewhere is probably on sale!

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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2008, 12:23:12 pm »
ahh, there's not not much better than a ski shop open in the summer with the words "70% off sale" :)

I am shamed to say the only thing I need right now is a pair of light blue pants. I could use a nice pair of Hestra gloves. (mine are getting a little beat.)  Something a little heavier than my current pair, but with more dexterity than my swanys

Now if a pair of SS magnums fell at my feet at a really good price......... I did just buy a pair of wide brakes for my Shamans but that was $25.  I don't think that counts. 
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Re: New skis for Mrs. Viking...advice needed
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2008, 12:41:28 pm »
See my point exactly....blue pants, green skis, you're just a gear junkie from New Jersey....and I mean that in the kindest and most sympathetic of ways!  ::)

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