realskiers

Oh god, I am so worried that you guys think I am a ripper in disguise. Skiing ability is so subjective. On a TTS scale, I am probably about a 6. I need to tip way more than I do on the skis. My poling is off, off, off. Not much counter balance. Will be working on all of the above.
Again, I repeat, if I am the slow woman out, no problem meeting up later.
Also, I have to tell you, that if anyone in my family or friends heard you describe me as modest and humble, they would fall on the floor laughing. I am known for my bluntness, not modesty.
However, I am also known for my sartorial splendor! I would be glad to take pictures of the guy who can fit into my....
Oh, wait, we're NOT going there!