In the beginning God created man and then woman.? And ever since that time man has been blaming others for his bad decisions. Adam started it when he chose to eat of the apple; "God, it was the woman's fault; the one YOU gave me."? (How's that for the original version of double blame shifting?)
My pro bono advocate/attorney has wisely seen the truth and the historical precedent of this matter and now wisely explains that it WAS anothers fault -- Mariella who was, at the time of the event, locked up at the bottom of the hill and obviously jealous that I was off skiing with Lynn rather than spending time with her. And, for all we know, she may have been very upset that I put her in the hands of another earlier in the day, maybe she wasn't feeling sufficiently appreciated. I imagine that this, combined with earlier episodes where she remained locked in the car rather than being invited inside was just too much for her!? It WAS Mariella's fault!!
And, to continue the logic, it was also jbotti's fault for first piqueing my interest in the said offender on this matter. Without his complicity there very likely would not BE a Mariella in my life!!? Shame on you John, for causing Lynn to get run over by me.?
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