Message #15289

[Svend]

Has anyone heard that Fisher skis warp when exposed to sunlight?

Only when exposed to the blinding glare reflected off the gleaming, waxed, buffed and polished topsheets of a certain pair of Kastles.  And that from the waxed, polished, and gleaming teeth of their grinning owner.     The combined heat from those could melt an iceberg.