Group Dinner Saturday evening Dec. 13th at the Boat

[Ron]

hold on there Chef!? Mr. Cassara had a little habit last year of putting my good knives in the dishwasher. I am thinking that maybe his job should be "Director of Refuse Disposal Operations"? This is of course contigent on Ed taking the postion of "Door operations engineer"....

Just spoke with Gary, he also offered to provide "utensil and plate engineering management & logistics Director" services......

[Gary]

Is it OK...if I set and clear the table?

Just don't tell me where the forks and knives go...please.

G

[Ron]

that is infered in the title, notice the "plate" part, this inherantly includes placemats, napkins, glasses and other dining needs as well.

[Gary]

I'm bringing BIODEGRADABLE paper plates, plastic cups and plastic forks...

humpf!?

[Philpug]

Real men eat with their fingers....yes, even soup.

[Ron]

we'll just give Gary dry cheerios, a sippy cup and some chicken fingers, he'll be set.......

[Gary]

Do they make whole wheat Cheerios?

SOup with my fingers....no, even I draw the line....I'll drink out  of the fine china like paper bowl I provide! 

G

[Ron]

I think Cheerios are whole-wheat...?

[jim-ratliff]

Nope --  Cheerios are "whole oat" and are as healthy and good for your cholesterol as Oatmeal.

i

[Ron]

Well the whole picture has changed..... Since mr. Cassara is now promoting "cheap and easy" as the preferred way to eat, I vote we just give him a small coke, small fries and a regular hamburger. Remember, he doesn't eat much. He should be able ot get by on about $2.00 per day!!!

[Gary]

you giving me the $2...?

Well even I must admit ....I couldn't eat on $2....but I'll take the $2 if you feel bad for me....

Instead of the coke, burger and fries, can I have the apple juice, Mandarin salad and yogurt?

You see, you can still find a healthy meal at Dunkin Donuts!! 

G

[Ron]

I'm not giving you $2.00, you don' eat more than what McDonalds serves in the childs meal  and you wouldn't have to find someone to share your meals with you!  Since it's me, Ed and Phil; we all eat like "men" so this way it's so much easier and less cost to you! 

[Gary]

I thank you for your kind words Ron...yes...eating like a child is a goal I cherish..

Eating like a warthog in heat yes you Ron...... you shop vacum everything in site before the rest of us get a chance. I think it's more like a reptile..yeah...it is...beware Phil of keeping all appendages away for his suction port where his food is inhaled like a snake and swallowed whole. I mean ya gotta see this....I mean a whole pork roast sittn' in his belly before I buttered my bread.

I should get videos!

So I've learned to feed when Ron rests curled up in the corner near the fire dislolving his food. Usually takes about an hour and it's "what's for dinner boys".....gives a whole new meaning to sleeping with your eyes open...both of them! 

Thank goodness for peanut butter. 

Gary

[Ron]

Nothing better than a good meal and a few beers after a hard day on the slopes!? Yup, dont mess with my chow mo' fo!  Give me a chunk of fire-roasted Fillet Minion, Elk chops and pork loin, Bring it on, garlic mashed potatoes, yeah, I'll have more!!!! More wine, more, more, more.... 


Come on Gary, we'll leave you some yogurt, oatmeal and prunes!!!!? ?

[Gary]

You see...there it is ...that snake has again sucked up all the grilled animal foods....those wonderful meats...protein..ju icy....oh and those garlic mash or how about the sweet potatoes....come on ROn turn off your suction ports...give this yogurt apple peanut butter boy a chance to reach his full potential...

Oh yea....I'll share the prunes....you'll be needing them!

G