Ron speaks the truth....
You see a long long time ago, when money was flowing, we trusted all politicians, there was this mountain child that followed the snow. She met this forelorn person, me, while dining on brontosaurus's burgers and immediately fell in love. She tired to analyze the broken me using all the ink blots she had in her office where years of education and field experience was about to be tested.
Every ink blot I saw was a powder field, a soft snow bump run, winding twisting long groomers, and no matter what she tried, that's all I saw. In her effort to cure me, she married me and has totally given up trying to fix what is broken. Acceptance is 100% of success in any relationship.
Now days, with office walls covered with ink dots, I continue to surprise Alice with my outbursts and descriptions of life's day to day events. Yet she still skis, bikes, sleeps, eats and generally supports my insaneness. AH....to know me is to love me...
Now as for Multiple Personalities Syndrome....I've decided today I'm going to be Ron and go out and buy some new skis and 3 new ski jackets!....no...maybe 4.
Ha....g