Message #8488

[Svend]

Got it.  A man of substance and robust character, in other words.  If I send him a box of linguine, do you think it will be too much for him to handle? It's pretty solid stuff, and I wouldn't want to strain his delicate constitution...bust a blood vessel, or anything nasty like that.  It won't be the 500 lbs he demands (500 grams, if he's lucky), but at very least it may placate him and stop him from sending threatening letters.