I will love them and squeeze them and

[Gary]

Ron...my mind is a steel trap, sharp, without fault, enjoys salami sandwiches, long walks on the beach, huh.....what were we talking about?

Ok buster....just wax them once and tell me that don't purr...come on ...I know you can hear them....AND....the colors are so enhanced...pretty.. ..

And do they help prevent scratches from a sharpend steel edge?......well the last time I hacked at a pair with my Samurai Sword, the blows glanced off like Jim jibs at my helmet. 

Your waxy on is your business.....but for me oh tester of my patience  .....they look prettier than you wearing your burnt orange jacket and those lovely white pants.?

Best,
Gary

[Ron]

well mr. Cassara, if you don't have scratches on your tops, then you need to get off the green runs!!!!? ?? ( I will pay for this one)

Hey I liked my white pants, I gave them to my nephew, a boarder who loved them. Is this the same man with the neon orange jacket criticising my pants I no longer own???

Oh, this is going to be a painful summer, I can tell already? Too much fun....

(Ok, don't tell anyone but when the snow is a little wet, the wax does help to keep it from building up. )

[midwif]

Ron
YOU GAVE AWAY THE WHITE PANTS???THe one with the tree brush marks in the crotch?? How could you?
Now, I am alone with the white pants look!! And you were instrumental in encouraging me to buy them. Gee, is white out this coming season?
Thinking to myself..... if Ron is not wearing white, it must be OUT, OUT, OUT. Must get oversized Ray-Ban sunglasses, thigh high ski boots and some tight ski pants. Hmmm, is stretch making a comeback?

[Ron]

Yes, the tree branch marks came out when washed. I really liked the pants but my nephew liked them and he could use them so he has them now. The white pants are still in style, just not in the east.  OK, women don't wear the Ray bans, the GB's and Gucci. Tight pants, with boots, yes.......  BTW, the 80's tights with boots and large shirts is coming back.....

[Gary]

Well Ron...I've been trying to move away from the green runs but skiing with you, I hate to leave you by yourself. I guess now that I know how you feel, I could branch out a little more and worry less about picking you up all the time....man my poor back. 

Well you see how you are...you liked your white pants and gave them away......you like your Watea 94's now give them away.....well to me. I would be a grateful recipient.....

Now Ron, you know my jacket is not neon....I'm not that kind of person.....it's for sure cream sickle and there's no getting around that!

Hmmm a long summer. but only 220 days to slapping the boards on....and counting!

Lynn....the white pants are styln'....don't fret and they look great on you. Still, you got my attention with the thigh high ski boots and tight pants.... .....now there's a trend that would offer ski instruction a whole new dimension!?

However be advised, you could cause a rash of crashes and strained necks....but having Jim there with you as your spokesman...I'm sure he'd sweet talk his way out of any skimpy situation!!!?

In truth, I think Ron's looking for a pair of fire engine red pants.....let's all pitch in for his holiday gift. I think his pants size WAS large at the end of ski season but with the down town and feasting in Italy......I think he's moved into the extra category! I think they also make expandable waist bands for the New Jersey boy!

G

[Ron]

Wounded yet again by the master!  Ouch..  your back hurts...... 

Why give you my 94's?  You know when there's powder the Shamans are coming out so you just need to pay me $20 and you can demo for the day !    Now, Gary, you know, "I miei sci sono i vostri sci"  (My skis are your skis)

Cream sickle for sure, Naaaahhhh. I have to admit that's an awesome jacket. Great color, I like it much better than the Spyder. Descente makes some of the nicest stuff going. Remember, I bought the all black (Spain WC jacket) version at the end of the season to go with the lime sickle pants,

Lynn, the boots and pants, I think you may be onto something..

Red pants, Hmm, with the Black jacket and as long as they are baggy and at least 12K/12K H20 proof/breatheable, I'm game.

[Gary]

Yes oh Clothing Magnet....and baggy...well we understand.

Yes I do appreciate your offering but hows about you pay me $5 to recycle them to my feet, they wouldn't be SO sad cause their owner has monstrous fat Icelantics in the closet next to them and their top skins would be treated so much better than they are now.

Seriously though,.....Ron has some kickn' ski outfits...now if would could just get him off the green runs.

G

[Ron]

Maybe this season I'll venture off the greenies and take the plunge into the scary world of intermediate blue squares  I will have to put enough polish on my tops sheets, buy a ski-tote and of course wear a I (heart) love HH patch....

Just don't ask me to go out on one of those scary days when it snows and the runs aren't groomed.......

[Gary]

You...triple coat your topskins....do not wear a HH patch....ski tote...well Jim will be there.....and taking the plunge...I know a nice greenish blue area off the Pony Express Lift line....you'll be fine.

Oh Yeah...it's always groomed!

G

[Ron]

Yes, there's lots of nice groomed green runs in Pony! I will be happy to take you to some......

No HH patch? no love?

[midwif]

No Ron, no patch for you unless you ACTUALLY take a HH camp or lesson!
 

[Ron]

I actually want to wear a patch that says, HH and PSIA, can't we just get along.

Patches? I don't need no stickin' patches! 

[midwif]

Now THAT would be a fun patch. But explaining what it meant on a lift ride could become tiresome quickly.
Yeah, no stinking patches.

[Ron]

Too funny! Yes it would be tiring.  A shame too, HH has much to offer and I still believe everyone should at least watch a video or take a lesson but since access to lessons is very limited, it's not going to happen. If he took it nationwide hiring hundreds of instructors, you won't be able to control the accuracy and quality of the product. Hey I don't blame him, its his bread and butter it's his business. OMG, lets go and ski. Too little powder, too few days.....

[midwif]

This season has just ended and I am already looking forward to the next. It will be a long wait.
I am keeping the ski lust sated by deciding which HH camp to take this coming winter.
Also, have been looking at end of year sales on STP.
And perusing the new Head line of skis. Like the looks of the "Great One". A 78 waist that would be my western ski perhaps. White with gray graphics. Like the simplicity of that.